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Name of Daycare |
Mottos/Slogans/Taglines/Notes |
Alphabet Academy
Submitted by Joan in Philadelphia |
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Angel Academy |
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Angel Keepers |
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Before & After School Enrichment Program |
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Bible Babies Learning Academy |
"Training up children according to
Proverbs 22:6"
(Proverbs 22:6 - Start children off on the way they should go, and even when
they are old they will not turn from it.)
So, when your
children are old they will put YOU in a nursing home? -- editor |
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Brighter Horizons Child Development
Center |
"Where Learning Takes You Higher" |
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BumbleBee Forest Child Care |
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Cambridge Prep School
Submitted by MyAudrina |
"Cambridge Prep School is designed for
professional parents needing a full day's childcare combined with one of the
best preschool programs available today" |
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Caterpillar Clubhouse |
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Childtime Learning Centers
Submitted by Laura |
"Quality Child Care and Education for
America's Working Families."
"It's all about your child" |
Children's Choice Crèche
Submitted by Michael in Ireland |
Nice use of
alliteration, but it's unlikely that children would chose this crèche over
maternal care -- editor |
Cocoon Headstart Centre
Submitted by Michael in Ireland |
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Cre-8-Tive Corner Kindergarten
Submitted by Nic in Sydney, Australia on 23JAN11 |
Do kidz lern kreative speling at this
daycare? -- editor |
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Dillion's Children's House |
"Where Children are Special People" |
Dusk-2-Dawn 24-7 Quality Childcare
-- from "Child
care's night shift", The Daily Record, by Lorraine Ash, ©2005 |
"Happy Kids Round the Clock. Daycare,
drop in, evening, weekend, overnight, summer vacation, after school, school
vacations... After hours and weekend care available!"
-- When are these kids
with their families?! -- editor |
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Educare Learning Center |
"The Place That Loves Children -
The Place That Children Love" |
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Future Scholars Learning Center |
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Gan Shalom Preschool |
"Creativity and Learning through
Diversity.
We Grow Menschen*"
*Mensch = an
upright, honorable, decent person.
From The Joys of
Yiddish, by Leo Rosten, ©1968, P237 |
Home from Home
Submitted by Michael in Ireland |
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Habibi's Hutch
--Habibi means
"my darling" in Arabic or Hebrew. However, a "Hutch"
is defined as a pen or a coop for an animal!-- |
"Preschool and natural childlife preserve" |
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In Grandmother's Arms |
From "Daycare Disservice
With a Smile" by Brandon Dutcher, CNSNews. com Commentary, March 18, 2005 |
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Just like Home |
From "Daycare Disservice
With a Smile" by Brandon Dutcher, CNSNews. com Commentary, March 18, 2005 |
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Just Like Home Child Care Center |
The director and the
assistant director of this improbably named daycare were charged with
selling illicit drugs at the facility on 19 January 2011 in Winchester,
Kentucky. "Just like home",
indeed! |
Just For Kids Pre-School Child Care
Centre
Submitted by Nic in Sydney,
Australia on 23JAN11 |
So...this pre-school is
for kids only, and not for teens nor adults? How unusual! -- editor |
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Kids & Kapers |
"Quality Care in a Learning Environment" |
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Kids 'R' Kids |
"Schools of Quality Learning " |
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Kinder Kollege |
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Knowledge Learning Corporation |
"Where Lifetime Learning Begins" |
Kreative Kidz Preschool Academy
Submitted by JD on 23DEC10 |
Do kidz lern kreative speling at this
daycare? -- editor |
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La Petite Academy |
"The Right Place for Kids" |
Little Einstein's Early Learning Centre
Submitted by Nic in Sydney,
Australia on 23JAN11 |
"You don't have to be BIG...To be BRIGHT!"
Despite the name, one
could safely bet that none of the workers there have Ph.D.'s in theoretical physics... |
Little Harvard
Submitted by Michael in Ireland |
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A Mother's Love |
Called the cruelest name of all, see
article below:
-- "Daycare Disservice With a Smile" by Brandon Dutcher, CNSNews. com
Commentary, March 18, 2005 |
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Noel's Ark |
"From Newborns to Kids, We provide a Safe
Environment!" |
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Peace of Mind Daycare |
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Precious Moments Childcare |
"...proud to offer daily reports,
educational activities, potty training, ... and many more fun and exciting
activities for your child." |
Shannon's Rainbow
Submitted by Laura
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"Offers a wide range of childcare options
with an emphasis on preschool education." |
Sproggs Playcentre
Submitted by Laura in Britain |
"Adventure, fun and softplay"
("Sprogg" is British slang for an unwanted little child") |
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Tina's Tiny Toons Daycare Center
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"A loving environment for your little
angel " |
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Tadpole Academy |
"Where wee princes and princesses grow" |
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Tots Landing Learning Centers |
"Set Sail for Tomorrow" |
Tutor Time
Submitted by Laura |
"Tutor Time’s experienced staff,
proprietary curriculum and state-of-the art facilities give your child an
advantage where it counts...their future." |
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WEE CARE For Your Kids |
"Laughter, Learning & Lots of Love" |
Witty Day Nursery
Submitted by Laura C. in Britain
on 11MAY09 |
Does "witty" mean they
teach kids how to make puns as part of their "academics"? --
editor |
