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Worst-Ever Daycare Names

What were these people thinking when they decided on these awful daycare names?

Follow this link for more insight on creative daycare names--ed.

Name of Daycare (in alphabetical order) Mottos/Slogans/Taglines/Notes
Brats Day Nursery Corby Ltd.
(Corby, Northamptonshire, Britain)
Submitted by Laura C. in the UK on 20MAR09
So, if you leave your kids here, they become ill-mannered brats? -- editor
Garden of Eden Day Care Service (Stockton, California) Submitted by Dawn S. on 26FEB08 Does this mean life would just be perfect if we could get rid of our kids for the day? -- editor
Cat's in the Cradle Childcare
Hammondsport, NY
This is an sadly ironic name for a daycare, since "Cat's in the Cradle" is a 1974 folk rock song by Harry Chapin about a father who is too busy to spend time with his son.
Heaven for Kids
Submitted by Nic in Sydney, Australia on 23JAN11
Their home away from home
What a disturbing name! In many religions, Heaven is a place souls go after death... -- editor
Lion's Den Childcare
(Flint, Michigan) Submitted by Teasia on 16JUN07
It's a Jungle Out There !!!!!
Does this mean you're throwing your kids to the lions? -- editor
Oompa Loompa Land
Submitted by Nic in Sydney, Australia on 23JAN11
From the name, one would assume this daycare is staffed by short, creepy orange people, who sing moralizing rhyming songs while punishing naughty children. See Charlie and the Chocolate Factory -- editor
Punchinello Long Day Care Centre
Submitted by Nic in Sydney, Australia on 23JAN11
In classical puppetry, Punch, Punchinello, or Pulcinella is a mean, vicious, and crafty character who beats up other characters. Wonder what this daycare's discipline style might be? -- editor
Wild Things Childcare
Since 2000 in Philadelphia, PA
Does this name mean they specialize in feral children, or is it a nod to Maurice Sendak's book, Where the Wild Things Are? --editor

Please e-mail us with the really bad names of the daycares in your area.

Last updated 09/10/2014

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